I can't... i can't believe it, women can control my decisions, actions and manners at will!
First of all, i've got to confess you something: Since i was 18... i rarely brushed my teeth
Yeah, you might say: "Ewww Rod, that's nasty, imagine how dirty your mouth will be!". I KNOW, RIGHT?!
I know and i am so sorry, i am so sorry to my mouth, i am sorry to the dentist, and more than everything... i am so sorry to my parents. I guess. not brushing my teeth plus drinking too many Coca Cola, equals to having a bad mouth
Gawd! No wonder why i did had so much sores in my mouth!
But don't worry. Since 2 months ago, i started brushing them, and now... my teeth are white again. Yeah, i might have one or two tooth decays, but i will soon go to the dentist and fix that AND MAYBE MORE
Wanna know why i took that sudden decision?
A girl told me to do so
Well, not directly, of course, i mean she didn't told me "Rod, i want you to brush your teeth" or anything like that.
That girl was a friend and classamte of mine during my early high school years, and the previous month, we were chatting in Facebook, and i indirectly asked her if she would like to date me by asking her "How would be your ideal boyfriend?". She replied to me that he would be caring, patient, a little bit smart, a little bit strong, and most of all, hygienic. She told me that she was hygienic herself and that it wouldn't be nice to kiss a guy who never took a shower casually and didn't brushed his teeth at least 2 times a day (Lunch and dinner).
I didin't met with the requeriments because let's face it, i am not smart, i am not strong, but i am patient and caring, but my point it: I SHOULD BE EVERYTHING to qualify!
But here's the important part: She also told me other girls think the same about the hygienic part. Really? They do?
"Well, it looks like i don't have any other choice" i told at myself at that moment, then from that moment on, decided to brush my teeth after every meal! Well, to be sincere, only after lunch and dinner, but tell me, is it okay? The shower part is already donde cuz i take a shower casually.
But GOT DAMN, i cannot believe i am doing this! I mean, it is not bad, it is awesome that now i do have my teeth clean, but... a girl just indirectly controlled me like a remote control TV and ordered me to brush my teeth?
What's next, i ask? "Rod, stop drinking so much Coca Cola" maybe? Well, guess what: I don't do it excessively now, and now i do drink a generica brand Cola soda, it is called "Manaos Cola", that has the same flavor as Coke, but much betterr and less damaging to the stomach and teeth
So guess what! I am offically a guy who can be influenced by any girl!
Perfect, just perfect!
And why? Because i do expect dating that girl!
Well, i hope it is worth it!
(Really, i hope it is... no sarcasm