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Rod
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I can't... i can't believe it, women can control my decisions, actions and manners at will!

First of all, i've got to confess you something: Since i was 18... i rarely brushed my teeth

Yeah, you might say: "Ewww Rod, that's nasty, imagine how dirty your mouth will be!". I KNOW, RIGHT?!

I know and i am so sorry, i am so sorry to my mouth, i am sorry to the dentist, and more than everything... i am so sorry to my parents. I guess. not brushing my teeth plus drinking too many Coca Cola, equals to having a bad mouth

Gawd! No wonder why i did had so much sores in my mouth!

But don't worry. Since 2 months ago, i started brushing them, and now... my teeth are white again. Yeah, i might have one or two tooth decays, but i will soon go to the dentist and fix that AND MAYBE MORE

Wanna know why i took that sudden decision?

Easy

A girl told me to do so

Well, not directly, of course, i mean she didn't told me "Rod, i want you to brush your teeth" or anything like that.

You'll see

That girl was a friend and classamte of mine during my early high school years, and the previous month, we were chatting in Facebook, and i indirectly asked her if she would like to date me by asking her "How would be your ideal boyfriend?". She replied to me that he would be caring, patient, a little bit smart, a little bit strong, and most of all, hygienic. She told me that she was hygienic herself and that it wouldn't be nice to kiss a guy who never took a shower casually and didn't brushed his teeth at least 2 times a day (Lunch and dinner).

I didin't met with the requeriments because let's face it, i am not smart, i am not strong, but i am patient and caring, but my point it: I SHOULD BE EVERYTHING to qualify!

But here's the important part: She also told me other girls think the same about the hygienic part. Really? They do?

"Well, it looks like i don't have  any other choice" i told at myself at that moment, then from that moment on, decided to brush my teeth after every meal! Well, to be sincere, only after lunch and dinner, but tell me, is it okay? The shower part is already donde cuz i take a shower casually.

But GOT DAMN, i cannot believe i am doing this! I mean, it is not bad, it is awesome that now i do have my teeth clean, but... a girl just indirectly controlled me like a remote control TV and ordered me to brush my teeth?

Weird

What's next, i ask? "Rod, stop drinking so much Coca Cola" maybe? Well, guess what: I don't do it excessively now, and now i do drink a generica brand Cola soda, it is called "Manaos Cola", that has the same flavor as Coke, but much betterr and less damaging to the stomach and teeth

So guess what! I am offically a guy who can be influenced by any girl!

Perfect, just perfect!

And why? Because i do expect dating that girl!

Well, i hope it is worth it!

(Really, i hope it is... no sarcasm :) )
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: All my Windows Media Player library
  • Reading: This
  • Watching: The screen
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Cheese
  • Drinking: Manaos Cola (Yay!)

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:iconsweetcream10:
Sweetcream10 3 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch friend!
Gracias por el watch amigo!
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 3 hours ago  Professional General Artist
De nada, oi que eres amiga de Aras, de :iconshadowfawful9000: y de Dessy xD
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Sweetcream10 3 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aja, bueno, ellos me dieron watch, eso fue celestial X3
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 2 hours ago  Professional General Artist
Celestial? xD
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:iconredbloodlove:
RedBloodLove Apr 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Herros
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Apr 8, 2014  Professional General Artist
Hai
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:iconredbloodlove:
RedBloodLove Mar 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Hai
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 25, 2014  Professional General Artist
Hey

(If i suddenly stop replying, it is because i am in a cyber-cafe... i don't have internetz in mah house)
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:iconredbloodlove:
RedBloodLove Mar 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 26, 2014  Professional General Artist
sorry :S
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:iconyinyangsam12:
yinyangsam12 Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hola amigo! :D
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
Hola Sam :P
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:iconyinyangsam12:
yinyangsam12 Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
como estas? que me cuentas? :)
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
Estoy bien, aqui. Nada para contar, solo que estoy pensando como escribir el capitulo 4 de Secundaria Foo
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shieldphasetwo Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hola amigo furious wave  :wave:  :bouncyhai:  :wave:  Wave 
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Roddie-Noga1 Mar 7, 2014  Professional General Artist
Hola :P
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:iconshieldphasetwo:
shieldphasetwo Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
como estas ? :)
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 7, 2014  Professional General Artist
bien
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:iconredbloodlove:
RedBloodLove Mar 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Fang: *is a pup* *walks towards you* Hwello :3
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:iconroddie-noga1:
Roddie-Noga1 Mar 5, 2014  Professional General Artist
Haiz
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:iconredbloodlove:
RedBloodLove Mar 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Fang: :3

Faith: Hey Uncle Rod :3 *is a teen*  *nuzzles Fang* and Hey little brother

Fang: *nuzzles Faith back*

Faith: Rod,do you have any herbs? I'm Afraid my mother is on the urge of dying and losing it...
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Roddie-Noga1 Mar 5, 2014  Professional General Artist
Rod: Uh... no :(
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:iconicewoodtheemopup:
Hello ouo
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Roddie-Noga1 Mar 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
hey
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:iconicewoodtheemopup:
Who are you? :3 and do you know Strikey?
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